Official Movie Review: 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 THIS MOVIE IS ACTUALLY THE BEST, WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!! Sometimes, in life, we are blessed with certain opportunities, surprises, and moments. Well, I was once blessed. That blessing? When my roommate, Cole, and I accidentally stumbled upon this movie on TV. Since that day, I have truly never been … Continue reading Bad Movie Review: Fatso →

My Official Rating (out of 5): 💩💩💩💩 Don't get me wrong -- I like Ansel Elgort just as much as the next guy (or girl, more likely). But this movie did not impress. In fact, the best part about this movie is that it's Kevin Spacey's last big film (Cue: political correct air siren). The … Continue reading Bad Movie Review: Baby Driver →

My Official Rating (out of 5): 💩💩💩 "Ryan, you should really check out the movie, Burn After Reading, on Netflix," said my FORMER friend, Tyler. Emphasis on the "former." But wait -- George Clooney, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, and Brad Pitt?? This cast is way too impressive for this movie to be anything less than … Continue reading Bad Movie Review: Burn After Reading →